I never EVER thought in my dreams that I would be blogging relationship advice but fucking look what I am doing. Why am I doing it? Well, I want to help guys(and girls) survive for a long time in their relationship……No, I am bullshitting you. I don’t give a fuck about some strangers relationship, I just wanted to open your eyes to the myths of dating. Actually, only one: Being open and honest. Girls always say they want a man who is truthful and open with them. No secrets. No lies.
But I have been in several relationships that have ended PURELY DUE TO THE FACT I was just that: Open and honest. Girls don’t want a truthful and open man. They say they do, they think they do, but they don’t. They REALLY don’t. So, you want to make your relationship last? LIE! LIE LIE LIE LIE LLLIE~! Tell her what she wants to hear and don’t say anything to upset her. True or not. She will claim she wants the truth, but she don’t(doesn’t). The truth will end a relationship if she does not like what you said so FUCKING LIE!
Take it from me, I am a truthful person. I truly am unable to lie because of the fact that I don’t give a shit if the truth hurts or not. Most of my relationships ended because I was 100% truthful and open. Girls are idiots. Guys are idiots. Love is bullshit. JUST HAVE SEX! Fuck the relationship part all together. Just have sex. One or both of you will cheat anyway, so just stay out of a relationship. It’s less stressful that way.
By the way, you’re welcome.